The Communists Invented Tetris...

Nothing really just a thing.



What do you think of me, Winamp?
Why does This Always Happen to Me? - Weird Al
Uh-oh.

Will I have a happy life?
Missing You- John Waite
Crap...

What do my friends really think of me?
Ticket to Ride - Beetles
Good thing I have no friends.

Do people secretly lust after me?
Twice the Love - Bobbi Page & Candice Rumph
Oh yeah, baby!

What does [insert significant other] think of me?
Holding Out for a Hero - Jennifer Saunders
...

How can I make myself happy?
Rebels of the Sacred Heart - Flogging Molly
Rebel me.

What should I do with my life?
Factory Girls - Flogging Molly
Okay... manual labor.

Why must life be so full of pain?
The Wanderlust - Flogging Molly
I have no witty response to that.

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Sand in My Shoes - Dido
Beaches?

Will I ever have children?
Don't Leave Home - Dido
I have no idea how that works.

Will I die happy?
Within a Mile of Home - Flogging Molly
I hope not.

Can you give me some advice?
Wake Me Up Before you Go-Go - ???
Yay, pink!!

Do you know where your children are?
Puddy's Green Shamrock Shore - ???
My kids are in Ireland.

What do you think happiness is?
Death Valley Queen - Flogging Molly
...uh...yeah...whatever.

What's your favourite fetish?
Help! - the Beetles
Okay...